mira-of-sassgard:

tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

We take our robots and AIs very seriously here

♥ 68291 — 12 minutes ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via tundrasretreat (source)

wifihut:

making my way downtown

♥ 91519 — 40 minutes ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via wheredotheducksgoinwinter (source)

pantiesnpasta:

so apparently chad kroger, yknow nickelack lead singer and avril lavignes hubby,

totally wrote hello kitty for her

i will never be the same

♥ 25 — 51 minutes ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via imrieldelacourcel (source)
#text  
captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

♥ 195209 — 1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via yangxiaolong (source)
babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

♥ 19913 — 1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via motveitional (source)
#photo  

princeowl:

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

♥ 13670 — 1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via coolarmin (source)

sorry:

If I’m at a job interview and they ask me if I have any criminal convictions i’m just going to say that  the only crime I’ve committed is killing some guy who wouldn’t give me a job and leave it at that

♥ 3478 — 2 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via satan-official (source)
♥ 37909 — 2 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via ladyofbrighton (source)
#photo  

gene-roddenberry:

ok i will direct the next star trek movie

♥ 46 — 2 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via percychekov (source)

dynastylnoire:

babycakesbriauna:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Maliah Harris (2 years-old)

Vehicle:
  • 2002 Pontiac Aztec, Brown or black
    Georgia license plate #PGR7927

A Levi’s Call has been activated on behalf of the Mississippi Highway Patrol for Maliah Harris. She was abducted on 04-23-2014 at 5:35 a.m. by Donald Boyd Harris and Allison Kaye Studdard. All subjects were last seen in Caledonia, MS possibly heading Eastbound. The suspects and child are believed to be traveling in a 2002 brown or black Pontiac Aztec with GA Tag PGR7927. This child is believed to be in extreme danger. If you have any information on the whereabouts of Maliah Harris please contact 911 or Media Contact Warren Strain at 601-850-9310 or the Mississippi Highway Patrol at 855-642-5378.

If you have information, contact:

Mississippi Highway Patrol
Call: 855-642-5378 or 911

Missing child

Maliah Harris

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  • Age now: 2 years-old
  • Sex: Female
  • Skin: White
  • Hair: Blonde

Suspects

Donald Boyd Harris

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  • Age now: 34 years-old
  • Sex: Male
  • Skin: White
  • Hair: Dark
  • Eyes: Blue
  • Height: 5 feet 11 inches
  • Weight: 201 pounds
  • Description: Donald’s date of birth is 12/21/1979.

Allison Kaye Studdard

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  • Age now: 31 years-old
  • Sex: Female
  • Skin: White
  • Hair: Brown
  • Eyes: Blue
  • Height: 5 feet 7 inches
  • Weight: 105 pounds
  • Description: Allison’s date of birth is 02/03/1983.

What is an AMBER alert?

An AMBER Alert is a rapid notification system to alert the public and solicit their assistance when a child has been abducted and is facing grave danger. The U.S. Department of Justice recommends the following criteria for issuing an AMBER Alert: 1) There is reasonable belief by law enforcement an abduction has occurred; 2) The abduction is of a child age 17 years or younger; 3) The law-enforcement agency believes the child is in imminent danger of serious bodily injury or death; 4) There is enough descriptive information about the victim and abduction for law enforcement to issue an AMBER Alert to assist in the recovery of the child. Source: missingkids.com

Boost

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♥ 211 — 2 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via pantsareneveranoption (source)
#link